Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

by tengowood August 18, 2009

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slip/slide a cig/twig

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.

To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.

by cigsandtwigs December 18, 2018

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twig

A twig is the name for a cell phone. One can all another's twig, or send a text message, or 'nine,' to a fellow brother's twig, and even more, one can drop a voicemail or '86' on a brosef's twig.

John does not carry around his twig, so he never picks up my calls. What an amatuer

by J Wall May 17, 2007

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Alien Whore Twig

Girl who gets around and has a thing for dem basketball boyzz...extremely lanky but don't under estimate this tree.

Dude I got this AWESOME road head from Alien Whore Twig!

by KernDaddy March 31, 2011

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one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 9, 2010

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