traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.

This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.

by travel_to May 27, 2015

Traffic Fuck

When you begin to fuck and then stop for a little and then continue again.

Logan: I was with Jordyn last night and we fucked 10 times.
Billy: Like consecutive or what?
Logan: Nah, we fucked and stopped and then fucked again...10 times.
Billy: Damn, that’s crazy. Call that Traffic Fuck

by BilliamWeen June 13, 2018

Traffic sushi

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.

I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.

by Rubadook January 27, 2020

Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

😡😫🤢

When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting

by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.

I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.

by dp.paz June 19, 2017

Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

by seakayak September 9, 2012