townies are people who who gain so-called friends by acting like arse holes. but skaters (like me) gain respect by being nice...
townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways:
1) virmin
2) have a bird brain
3) move around in swarms
4) very unintellegent
5) scavangers
townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard'
lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her.
summary: townies- shoot-to-kill
townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways:
1) virmin
2) have a bird brain
3) move around in swarms
4) very unintellegent
5) scavangers
townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard'
lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her.
summary: townies- shoot-to-kill
townie: he-he-he your gay he-he-he (gay laugh)
skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe
townie: your mums a arsewipe
skater:erm your not funny
skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe
townie: your mums a arsewipe
skater:erm your not funny
by skatersrock March 28, 2004
Get the towniemug. The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.
by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004
Get the towniemug. (n.) Someone who grew up in a college town, as opposed to a transplant who came there for college. Originated in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois.
The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.
The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.
by Msmithcu August 17, 2009
Get the towniemug. by Dallin September 17, 2005
Get the towniemug. stupid dumbasses who try and dress like trendies but cant afford it ! shop at cheap shops and all dumb and think there gud cus they tried a cigerette!
dont understand grebsor punks
stupid townies gurls think they rule the skool cus theres more of em and freakout when they realise sum 1 in there class is a greb
listen to music like j-lo and britney spears and act and dress like every 1 else!
dont understand grebsor punks
stupid townies gurls think they rule the skool cus theres more of em and freakout when they realise sum 1 in there class is a greb
listen to music like j-lo and britney spears and act and dress like every 1 else!
by pinkz November 17, 2003
Get the TOWNIESmug. townies (and tramps) are responsible for keeping the white lightning cider company in buisness.
townettes (female townies)were born to breed and are very popular when their arse turns purple signifying that they are in season.
A confrontation with a townie will involve them repeatedly saying "c'mon then" while walking quickly (usualy backwards) away from you. one step in their direction will result in them s**tting them selves and making a run for it.
Townies will afiliate themselves with the nearest large city and thierfore in my home town of Crewe they are all desperate to be Mancunians and can often be heard using phrases like "sorted" and "mad fo it". look for the one who has'nt quite got the hang of the accent yet, you will piss yourself laughing.
townie uniform in Crewe is, baseball cap, puffer jacket, blue tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe and poppers down the side (townie pants)bizarely worn with the legs tucked into thier socks and white adidas classic trainers.
they can be found outside shops or on street corners, somtimes huddled around a twatted up B reg vaxhall nova.
it would be funny if they were not going to spend the rest of their lives living off our taxes.
townettes (female townies)were born to breed and are very popular when their arse turns purple signifying that they are in season.
A confrontation with a townie will involve them repeatedly saying "c'mon then" while walking quickly (usualy backwards) away from you. one step in their direction will result in them s**tting them selves and making a run for it.
Townies will afiliate themselves with the nearest large city and thierfore in my home town of Crewe they are all desperate to be Mancunians and can often be heard using phrases like "sorted" and "mad fo it". look for the one who has'nt quite got the hang of the accent yet, you will piss yourself laughing.
townie uniform in Crewe is, baseball cap, puffer jacket, blue tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe and poppers down the side (townie pants)bizarely worn with the legs tucked into thier socks and white adidas classic trainers.
they can be found outside shops or on street corners, somtimes huddled around a twatted up B reg vaxhall nova.
it would be funny if they were not going to spend the rest of their lives living off our taxes.
usually called baza, daza, wayne or kevin.
maximum wheight 7 stone piss wet through
job prospects nil
maximum wheight 7 stone piss wet through
job prospects nil
by Mr Flibble April 18, 2004
Get the towniemug. person1: where are the townies tonight?
person2: since they put cameras in the dugouts, probably at the dumps.
person2: since they put cameras in the dugouts, probably at the dumps.
by ^__^ December 8, 2003
Get the towniemug.