One off the top

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!

"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"

by RTR. October 23, 2008

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catch the one up top

To shoot someone with a bullet loaded in the chamber of a gun.

Yo James is trying to fight you.

I ain’t trying to throw hands if he fucks with me he gonna catch the one up top.

by EJontop September 14, 2018

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blow one's top

To loose one's temper

blow one's top in context:

Serena Williams blows her top, and her chance, at the US Open (The Guardian, 13 September 2009)

by Jed_7 September 14, 2009

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toponease

Receiving oral sex

Ayooo I was with this girl and she gave me some Toponease

by Dizzy dtg January 9, 2020

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1) Random ass fucker who enjoys getting hurt for the strangest reasons. Toponce will usually let people pelt them with hard objects and jump from high places to get hurt.
2) Cool guy who can be funny and is good for giving his girl what they want

1) That guy is such a toponce.
2) That girl is lucky she got a toponce!

by sinserpent January 19, 2009

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