Toothpaste Crazy

When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.
"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"
by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023
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Toothpaste Crazy

To get cray cray on the menthol 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
"hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."
by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023
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toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.
God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!
by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021
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Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!
♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020
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bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT
Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020
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Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn
by superguitarded May 15, 2020
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