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tonsil shot

A type of pornographic image showing a woman's shaved genitalia including the labia and clitoris. Hence the tonsil. Popular on calendars produced for factories and workshops up to the 1990s but now effectively banned in the workplace
Blimey Sid. Look at the tonsils on that one. She's something to chew on. A great tonsil shot mate
by GarryK March 9, 2016
mugGet the tonsil shotmug.

Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
mugGet the Crotch Tonsilsmug.

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick
Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.
by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017
mugGet the tonsil punchmug.

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
mugGet the ass tonsilsmug.

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
mugGet the tonsil toddlermug.

Trouser Tonsils

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.
by sconniegirl October 22, 2010
mugGet the Trouser Tonsilsmug.

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