Toaster bitches are girls with little to offer but demand a lot. Like a toaster that only has one function yet it demands a whole appliance for it.
by DreamLeague69 November 22, 2022

by Toaster queen January 29, 2017

When a man is giving a woman a hellacious pounding in the kitchen,he pulls out and sticks an appliance (often a toaster) into her.
"Man, John gave Mary the toaster special last Friday in his kitchen, and she still can't walk properly."
by Lord Scott July 16, 2008

by Zachandtwo September 24, 2016

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.
Dallas: Those dirty whores!
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.
Dallas: Those dirty whores!
by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.
by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS
by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017
