twock

A guy who's body is a cross between a twink and a jock.

Omg John look at that twock over there he is the ideal cross between a twink and a jock!

by renewed_mind January 3, 2015

Thock

A girl who THINKS she's thicc, but she's really just fat as fuck.

"You see her? She thock bro.."

by anesnes January 11, 2018

Thock

The biggest imaginable male unit, mainly due to the fact that that the "TH" stands for thick.

Kyle decided that young lady needed a serious "Thocking" to.

by The Thock March 1, 2004

park tocks and dung down

sit down and get something to eat!!

i'm going to park tocks and dung down!

i'm going to park tocks and dung down, -then 'not publish' any more michael foolsleyisms!!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

park tocks

sit down -the placing of the buttocks onto some supportive surface, ie; chair, etc -take a 'load' off

all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?

he invited the statuesque 'babe' to park tocks, but got 'huh'??'ed!

lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!

by michael foolsley February 11, 2010

tocket

a First Class name for Ticket!

...just buy me a tocket then i wont have to go in the luggage compartment!

by Jamaicamagician May 18, 2007

Tocker

Sky Sports News has one of these showing at all times.

It is the white bar at the bottom of the page that cycles news.

"West Ham won 5-0 last night"
"How do you know that Jim?"
"Just saw it flash up on the tocker"

by Sean Barley January 11, 2009