“Hey did you hear Maria is back in town for the summer? God I can’t wait to “accidentally” leave my towel at home when we go to the beach. She gives the best Tijuana blow dry I’ve ever had!
by Romonster February 25, 2023
by Haigy July 26, 2011
A combination between a golden shower and getting the nuggets. You piss on your partner's chest, and then shit on it, and watch it float down.
by Mtownjeff July 25, 2014
The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer.
by Matt Speak August 11, 2006
Place person face down, ass up. Insert Franks Red Hot (All Rights Reserved), NASCAR Style into cornhole. Empty Franks Red Hot, while making glug, glug, glug sound.
Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off, as he squealed with delight.
by Micjesus1 April 09, 2015
When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014
The act of taking a shit into a pair of walking boots and parading around while wearing nothing but them as if it were a completely normal occurance.
Man 1: so how was your night last night
Man 2: me and my wife got super high and took a stroll in a Tijuana walking boot
Man 2: me and my wife got super high and took a stroll in a Tijuana walking boot
by TheTwoStooges July 07, 2019