Bob

Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old

Bob: Did you see the funny new M'name Jeff maymay.
Dave: Piss off

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Bob

Some generic dude who exists.

No, not all bobs can fix it.

by CheetoDog September 24, 2020

Bob

The lord that surpasses that of god and jesus.

"If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein.
When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd".
Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd".
Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.

Me:Hello
Bob:I be bobbin
Me:What?
Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*.
Me:*now retarded*
Bob: Yeah bro

by WildHobbit57 May 13, 2019

Bob

A common name no-one uses

Jeff:"Hey Bob."
Bob:"Hey aren't our names average but no-one uses e"
Jeff:"That's right never realized."

by \/\/ 0 l= l_l July 1, 2018

Bob

some sort of creature and there are people that worship this creature called bob

fun fact: bob is lactose intolerant

Person 1: bob
person 2: yes, bob
person 3: confusion

by zekezagoon May 8, 2023

Bob

A great name.

Did you see Bob’s hat?

by Hi489 November 20, 2018

Bob

A popular name which some people think is funny. It is also a name for a lot of popular people.

Hi, Bob

by User 3749 February 14, 2019