thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Taking It As A Question And Start Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Taking It As A Question And Start Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Taking It As A Question And Start Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

airbag warning

A warning to a friend that someone may have implants.

Be careful, bro, that’s an airbag warning

by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Warner Bros FBI Warning

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?

Warner Bros FBI Warning is scary, especially UK and Australia versions

by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022