AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.
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Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.
Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!
by Penguinsex January 04, 2016
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Turbanator

Patbrick the Turbanator is a cool awesome and powerful god who can control time and shoot bricks out of his hands
ayo turbanator over there you mah dude
by TheBananaFactory September 29, 2021
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Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.
I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.
by LyraNihlun February 18, 2023
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wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 08, 2020
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Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.
Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!
by Jvzy May 24, 2018
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Turban Stuffing

When someone shits inside of a cloth or towel and puts it on their head/somebody else’s head like a turban
by Lulz Pack a punch December 30, 2020
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