Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.

Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt

by jillstobbs_ April 18, 2018

chasing teddies

Australian slang phrase used to describe huffing paint thinner to get high

Ey mate, fittin' to be chasing teddies later on?

by Teddy Chaser November 16, 2017

Toned teddy

A guy that is kinda muscular, but also not.
Like. He’s a teddybear, but he has muscles showing.
He doesnt have a dadbod, but he aint skinny.

My boyfriend is a real toned teddy, its so hot!

by Thiccccums June 23, 2021

Teddy Bro

A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups.

Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.

Cody is such a teddy bro! We chatted forever on the phone about our favorite Disney movies and then he went and lifted at the gym for 4 hours.

by 2Neighbors1Internet April 18, 2018

teddy eyes

Big, dark brown eyes, usually with a soft gaze, long lashes, and give a warm, comforting feeling. Much better than doe eyes.

I love Sunny's teddy eyes! So big, such a soft gaze, a beautiful deep brown.. I could stare into them all day!

by Mattirsa June 30, 2017

Teddy Bonkers

Receiving a handjob from a teddy while eating a vanilla ice cream cone

Patrick told me that last weekend his girlfriend surprised him with a Teddy Bonkers !! I can’t wait to try it !!

by Punintentional Disgrace October 2, 2018

jama teddy

Jama teddy is a very special type of teddy who is easy to love and great fun to be around. He always wears pyjamas.

Time to go to bed, Jama Teddy.

by Dannyboyrules November 24, 2017