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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.
by Big Biffer May 28, 2021
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Spartans Legacy

Did you see Leroy’s attack in Spartans Legacy? It’s OP, he won the war!
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Spartan Sendoff

The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.
Bro that girl is so hot id give her the ole Spartan Sendoff
by igotthejokes February 9, 2021
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