shrek

a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.

donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass

by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.

"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"

"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"

by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019

Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.

Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.

by Yes'd June 1, 2019

Shrek

Code word for sexy
Used when others are watching; especially to creep them out

Dang dude, you look so shrek

by Cool humannn January 23, 2023

Shrek

The lord of communism, the greatest living in the universe and everyone simps for him. No one can compare to his greatness. He is running for president and his vice president will be phill swift. Shrek is god, shrek is life, SHREK IS SHREK.

All hale shrek!

by BIG POGGERS DUDE November 11, 2020

Shrek

The lord of all memes (apart from meme man)

Boy: Hey don't you think Shrek sucks?
Boy 2: Shut up, he's our lord

by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020

shrek

an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.

“oh wow shrek you have big feet”

by clogglegod July 6, 2019