ass sheets

Toilet paper.

I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.

by CakeLegends July 21, 2016

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sheet rule

instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.

during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule

by will38373830 March 28, 2007

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Sheet-wise

Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.

Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"

Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."

by Nutztradamus June 22, 2011

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white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.

Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!

by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015

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1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

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