getting poofed

When someone enters your unlocked car, and uses the cigarette lighter to smoke in your vehicle, usually (freely) leaving the cigarette butt(s) and smoky smell as evidence.

Person #1: I have no idea why those cigarette butts came from in my ash tray...

Person #2: Haha, it looks like you and your car were getting poofed last night!

by violaman December 25, 2009

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cheese poof

(noun)
From the TV cartoon South Park - Cheese Poofs is the favored snack of Cartman, regarly bought for him by Cartman's mom. The ultimate non-nutritous TV snack.
After the tv series got regognition, "cheese poof" became a popular slang word with various meanings. It can be used as an insult as well as a word for all sorts of unhealthy snacks.
According to rumour, "cheese poof" crisps exist in the real world too. Possibly an attempt to ride on the South Park wave.

1. (original) I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Now give me those cheese poofs, damnit!
2. (extended) Man, I'm hungover. Let's go grab some cheese poof kinda snack.
3. (insult) You wanna go home to bed and it's not even midnight? Don't be such a cheese poof!

by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

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poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend really loves poof pussy and the rusty trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

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Snookie Poof

The top section of hair that is pulled back by a tacky clip into a poof that towers about 8 inches high from the head. It might just be the most ridiculous thing you've seen anyone do to their hair. A total extreme from just pulling back your bangs with a bobby pin and giving it a little push forward. A barely 20 something 'Jersey Shore' MTV show cast member claims to have made this 'famous'. Someone needs to tell her that it's just bad hair, not famous. Lets remember she is now making 10K an episode so maybe she can find a hair dresser OFF the shore.

Look at the Snookie Poof on that wanna be.

by pretty hair February 4, 2010

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poof juice

if someone drinks and alcoholic drink with a low alcohol percentage

look hes drinking echo falls haha poof juice

by emmmmoooooo September 25, 2018

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tiny poof

An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

by Pzazz Injyles March 18, 2015

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