Golden Dildo

the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.

Acy "Golden Dildo"

by the golden dildologist February 25, 2010

Golden monk

Referring to one going a year without getting laid.

Half monk= 6months
Golden monk= 1 year.

'fcuk sake boys, i achieved my Golden Monk today'. One year without getting any.

by JohnnyBBB October 31, 2007

the golden seal

The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.

Dont break The Golden Seal- you'll be going all night!

by Lulabelle Wood October 29, 2007

Golden Flash

When you urinate in someone's anus and they fart

The homos liked giving each other the Golden Flash.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 11, 2014

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

The Golden Child

Name widely used across the internet fandom for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's future child. Also known as "TGC."

Robsten Fan 1: OMG The Golden Child is totally gonna be a boy, I just know it.

Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!

by bananas00101 April 20, 2012

Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)

You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!

by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013