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CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND
Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
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LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus
by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020
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Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away
Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy
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Coronavirus

The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID‑19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS‑CoV‑2).1 The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, China, in December 2019.46 The World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January, and a pandemic on 11 March.78 As of 24 May 2020, more than 5.37 million cases of COVID-19 have been reported in more than 188 countries and territories, resulting in more than 343,000 deaths. More than 2.14 million people have recovered from the virus.5

The virus is primarily spread between people during close contact,c most often via small droplets produced by coughing,d sneezing, and talking.91012 The droplets usually fall to the ground or onto surfaces rather than travelling through air over long distances.9 Less commonly, people may become infected by touching a contaminated surface and then touching their face.910 It is most contagious during the first three days after the onset of symptoms, although spread is possible before symptoms appear, and from people who do not show symptoms.910
person one: what is coronavirus
person two: google it
by yeetus veetus May 24, 2020
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The stupid coronavirus stopped the champions league
by Craxyz May 26, 2020
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A virus caused because of a bat from china and it is making you stay at home
A bat from china caused Coronavirus.
by aqua_tiger260 June 2, 2020
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coronavirus

a stupid fucking virus that stops us from going outside and makes us need to have explosive diarrhea and we buy more toilet paper. Also, invisible dumbass creatures make germs on us, so we need more hand sanitizer
Girl: Hey, have you heard of the coronavirus?
Boy: Yeah, I fucking hate that shit
by xsunsetkaykay on roblox June 10, 2020
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Coronavirus is deadly
by Humanpotato69 June 13, 2020
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