Bryan

Short stubby little asshole, One who will stab you in the back then ask you why your bleeding. A snake in the grass . AKA. HOT WHEELS.

Why are you crying? Stop being such a Bryan.

by Hotwheelzruss May 30, 2016

Bryan

He is a man to break your heart and leave you for someone a lot uglier like a lizard. He is very smart but doesn’t use his head in stead he uses he penis and butt to tell him what to do. Is a great friend will always have your back but he smokes to much and he goes behind his moms back a lot.

Bryan crashes cars and smokes.

by Ttddoogg October 18, 2018

Bryan

Stupid bum who is childish and immature

1.Bryan is so childish. 2.Nobody likes a bryan

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bOiiiiiiiiii May 9, 2019

Bryan

A person who loves hot gay sex with a partner. Usually not gay themselves.

“Jack was such a Bryan with Denni last night”

by GaySonicFanFics July 18, 2018

bryan

he likes my handshake

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Bryan

absolutely the worst at Rocket League, cant do shit but take your boost and bump you

how can you be so fucking bad???
at least im better than Bryan

by jejqjangnejskanfnfjsnfnfjsnd September 24, 2020

Bryan

Bryan has changed my life. He is the most loving person and he does this face when your sad and you always tell him to stop but you love it. He’s funny but he doesn’t think so. He has soft lips and warm hugs, he’s tall and skinny but perfect. His dimples are the cutest thing! He’s my everything for 11 days and hopefully forever! I love you so so much bry<3

Girl: wanna go for a walk

Bryan: as long as we can look at the stars

by Bj+bj July 30, 2018