The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.
Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.
Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.
Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.
Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?
Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.
Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.
Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.
Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?
Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.
by jhort April 15, 2014
Get the Vermont Fevermug. the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.
Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck
by penisluvr69 April 24, 2021
Get the Vermontmug. much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 6, 2009
Get the vermont ovenmug. To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.
by upvtway March 4, 2014
Get the Vermontedmug. Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
by morezucchini June 30, 2025
Get the Vermontingmug. "I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023
Get the Vermont sobermug. To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
by Double Z September 29, 2021
Get the vermonting the doormug.