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miner's twitch

A term for the muscular twitch, miming the action of using a mining pick, experienced by players of the incredibly addictive computer game Minecraft after they stop playing. The only cure is more Minecraft.
Miner's twitch... need... to... mine... mine... not... deep... enough...
by lowercasename October 21, 2010
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Johnny Twitch

A god among men, Johnny Twitch is the one who deliberately tries to be uncool, just to be different. He will crossdress and still get all the ladies, but he doesn't care about that, because most of the ladies only want him for how ultimately cool he is.
Johnny Twitch could create a nation just by wishing he were a king, but he won't do that because being a king would make him popular, and that's the last thing Johnny wants to be. Johnny Twitch is a rebel who doesn't identify with any cause, he rebels for the sake of rebellion; Johnny does what he wants to and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks, because it's his life; Johnny is versatile and can play an array of instruments, including the little known crwth; Johnny remembers anything he sees; he can reproduce any sound he hears- but he doesn't because that would make him trendy, and Johnny Twitch doesn't follow any trends, because he IS the trend.
Johnny Twitch while looking in the mirror, smoking reefer, having sex, and playing guitar simultaneously: "Yes, I do believe they are right- I /am/ God.
by sxebill May 27, 2010
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twitch main

To be a Twitch main, you are to be the greatest person on earth. You must be able to 1v5 penta kill the enemy with only Dorans blade. Finally you must be able flame enemy's and allies alike; just like a true American. Once these requirements are met you have become a true Twitch main, you may now rename yourself Twitch and precede to feed every game.

Have Fun.
Garen All: Twitch.... You suck.... and so does your mum.

Twitch Main Thinks: 'Omae wa mou shinderu'

Announcer Penta kill
by Lol meme team September 30, 2018
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Twit Twitching

When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...
(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.
by Dj Jazzy Jess & Snoopy December 14, 2009
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Dick twitch

When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably
by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017
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After Twitch

An involuntary or uncontrollable spasm and or movement of the penis immediately following an intense ejaculatory session.
I attained after twitch after getting head from my girlfriend.
by DJ T-Skullz January 20, 2011
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Dick Twitch

The shaky tingles a guy gets in his dick after he busts a nut.
Stop bitch!! You know I can’t take that shit once I get the dick twitches!!!
by FreddyKT December 2, 2017
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