Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 4, 2014
Get the retard stachemug. by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010
Get the Nut Stachemug. The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.
- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008
Get the Stache Rashmug. A sparse but dark mustache on the upper lip. Unlike 5 o'clock shadow, the hairs are not stubble--they are long. Commonly seen on early adolescents and the Hispanic population.
Teen 1: Do you think I could grow a mustache?
Teen 2: No. It would probably end up as a chico 'stache, just like Jose over there.
Teen 2: No. It would probably end up as a chico 'stache, just like Jose over there.
by jamsandwich3 June 21, 2009
Get the chico 'stachemug. the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles
by thispussymute October 10, 2020
Get the pedo stachemug. 1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.
Look at that loser, he has a half stache.
Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.
Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.
by Board of Education May 17, 2006
Get the half stachemug. Crab's on your Moustache
Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?
Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.
Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.
Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
by UMS x Replay August 21, 2011
Get the Crab Stachemug.