Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.

I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.

by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025

Back splat

A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.

Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.

by clermontboy September 14, 2019

shit splat natty splat shits

What happens when you fart after anal sex

I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits

by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015

Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025

splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.

Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.

by dbez October 9, 2011

dry splat

The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.

It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.

by demon71 August 11, 2010

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025