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Prayer Walk

Going for a convenient late night walk, that's really just so you can smoke weed. Great cover word to disguise your dirty habits for your deeply religious parents.
Prayer Walk partakers will often come back feeling very spiritual. 100% would recommend.
Billy - 'Yo mum I'm just going on a prayer walk real quick'
Mum - 'No worries son, what a good boy going outside to be at one with the lord'
*20 MINUTES LATER*
Billy (Blazed like a motherfucker) - 'I'm back mum'
Mum - 'My, my. Looks like you've felt the touch of Jesus Christ'
by DeadEyeDonny March 28, 2022
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someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening
you're complicating the lord's prayer, son, stop complicating things.
by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
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Aggressive Prayer

When you slap both palms on either side of a penis whilst performing fellatio in order to show your enthusiasm to the recipient and to our lord and saviour.
I made him see god so I quickly performed the Aggressive Prayer
by Mr.Bagshot69 May 14, 2025
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Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Mood prayer

When a worship leader does a long, drawn out prayer while accompanied by shcmoozic (see definition of schmoozic).

Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.
Lol! That Fornian is going full mood prayer.

Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?

Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!

Bethel churches always do mood prayers.

(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)
by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian October 16, 2020
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