The Kamikaze Steam Mop

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.

I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!

by NW and BJ February 23, 2014

kamikaze vomit comet

The act of vomitting onto a group of people.

Freddy ran into the crowded room and had a ferocious kamikaze vomit comet all over the place.

by Carl C March 20, 2008

kamikaze paper Airplane

Something I invented

Me:soon....soon...
B): wtf Is this kamikaze paper airplane

by Defaultguy September 25, 2022

Kamikaze BoBo skater

The Rental Skaters (brown rental skates) found at United Skates of America particularly on Saturday nights, they are extremely deadly and must be approached with caution. They will knock you down, blame it on you, and then go get their cousins nieces sister to fight you. They knock down all the trash cans, spill icees on the floor, smear every bodily fluid imaginable on the bathroom walls, and throw up westside during every song. It doesnt matter if Sean and Fred play country music, soon the sounds of "WEST WEST" will drown out all music. They also like to go in the middle of the floor and hump the ground. we call this cleaning the floor. They will fly across the flow of traffic in the opposite direction, destroying everything in their path and then act like nothing happened. If you try to eject them from the rink, they either run away and hide or try to fight chuck the cop, who is the oldest officer in the building. If you encounted one of these skaters, stay as far away as possible.

*kamikaze bobo skater flys across the floor right in front of alex*
*alex stumbles*
David: NO!!!! *grabs alex*
Alex: You just saved my life! I just had a near death experience!

by stardustalex March 30, 2007

kamikaze butt hole

When the male rams there penis into the girls anal cavity so hard the males genitalia melts in her anus

I ramed my girl so hard i gave her a kamikaze butt hole

by Kamikaze bootycheeks October 20, 2013

Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

kamikaze

To be hit by a car showed no signs of putting on the brakes.

That girl was a kamikaze. She blew the stop sign and wiped out that other car. She didn't touch the brakes.

by sgt rock June 22, 2008