Jake

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.

bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

jakes

a jake is a cop aka 12 or police officer

"Fuck the Jakes they can't tame us' - L'A capone

by lil smiff May 14, 2015

Jake

Stinkeyyyyyy

A Stinkeyyyyyy mannnnnn (jake)

by Stinkeyyyyyy November 24, 2021

Jake

huge dick, will get a girlfriend any day

Jake is the sexiest person i have ever met

by l' August 17, 2018

jake

He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.

Jake, I love you <3

by Loveliness September 5, 2016

Jake

A super funny, nice, sexy, athletic, goofy guy who knows how to make you laugh and be extremely romantic. Great in bed, great as a friend, the all around perfect guy.

Rachel: Woah, Annie's dating a Jake!

Jenny: Yeah, I know! I'm so jealous!

by Cassidy Brown June 18, 2012

jake

jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.

dear jake,
i love youu

"jakes so perfect," kalyn said.
"yes, and hes so freaking funny," replied kendall.

by ily..(: October 22, 2013