Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny, and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter.
Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end
Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end
by iamliving101 November 23, 2021
Get the Dextermug. 
Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020
Get the Dexter Hollandmug. This guy is hitler he says he loves isak and wants to break up with me to date blake he is so toxic and loves to carry on drama he is racist and says he wants kill all lesbians he is a manipulator and a liar and he loves to cheat he hates blonde people he calls me a grandma and he ate balls and said he loves balls and not me
by dexhater May 30, 2022
Get the Dextermug. 
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“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
A Chad Dexter is a guy who gives you mixed signals.
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
by Fartha Mucker November 2, 2025
Get the A Chad Dextermug.