Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...

Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...

by Joker078 December 20, 2017

Sprite cranberry spice

It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

by Hello my guy October 19, 2019

Cranberry

When ur friend is mad cause their swim teacher is praising only one girl so your a goood friend and tell them that they are the best cranberry in the universe knowing that they despise cranberries with a passion

Lol your and the absolute best cranberry in this planet

by Bean_boy2.0 July 13, 2018

Cranberry

or Клюква (klyukva) in Russian.

Stereotypical stuff about Russia and/or Russians in foreign cinema with using only things like vodka, espionage, communism, shapka-ushanka, etc to describe a Russian person/the whole country.

— Hey, what do you think about 'Red Sparrow' movie?

— That crap is full of cranberry man.

by crimsoncarnelian November 26, 2019

starburst and cranberry juice

Best. combo. ever.

Yo pass me the juice.

U mean the lean .
No fam just starburst and cranberry juice FWYM

by Lilxanluver November 19, 2017

Cranberry Wings

to have sex when a woman is on her period the 'wings' refer to the splattered blood on the mans thighs when he is finished

'jesus christ look at this mess I got cranberry wings'

by toynostalgiaman September 18, 2014