Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.

Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"

by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).

Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*

by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023

clitoris cartwheel

When your turned on so much that your clitoris is throbbing and feels like it’s Doing a cartwheel

Billy makes me so hot, he’s the facilitator of my clitoris cartwheel

by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024

evil clitoris

Is a clitoris which belongs to a despicable slut

She was hiding her evil clitoris from those innocent boys

by Scimitar May 8, 2022

angry clitoris

The genitals of a very angry female to male trans feminist who hasn't gotten the surgery

Person 1:Milo Stewart is such a bitch
Person 2:Yeah, I bet she has an angry clitoris.

Person 1:BET!

by figgernaggot69 March 20, 2017

Clitoris

Something most men still can't find.

Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity

by Darien2010 July 22, 2021

Clitoris

The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist

She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3

by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018