What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...mug. When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.
by PubeMafia11 June 30, 2024
Get the Fidel Castromug. The most gorgeous and cute person to walk the earth, who is also a bit of a goofy goober. She’s also the most hardworking and smart person i’ve met. Dalia also really likes simple gifts like flowers.
by 🤔🤔🤔That Guy March 1, 2022
Get the Dalia Castro Fimbresmug. Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019
Get the Phillip Castromug. A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
Get the Castro Valleymug. "Hardy, don't forget to stop at Cliff's and pick up some lube on the way to the daily grind of being a Castro Fluffer."
by Killahrina January 17, 2008
Get the Castro Fluffermug. Grand child of former Prime Minseter of Cuba also known as Fidel Castro. He was born in Florida in November. It is unclear what year he was born in but we do know he is in the Hernando area of Florida
by Crist bow May 23, 2021
Get the dylan castromug.