Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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sister Caesar

skinny legend, sassy and aggressive, loud, bubbly, etc
oh that’s such a sister Caesar!

Love that for us!

Tea!
by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018
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Anal Caesar

"Oh man lastnight I got some anal caesar. It was gr8. Jk. I don't recommend it. It actually sucked."
by Bronwyn from Balona March 04, 2017
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caesar grandinetti

sassy and agressive, loud, bubbly and salty sister.
by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018
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Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar
by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021
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Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.
Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"
by butthole snurger March 21, 2009
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Caesar Fan

A caesar fan is a person who very much enjoys the character 'caesar' from the movie 'planet of the apes' as well as all monkeys in general.
A caesar fan would say: "I am a massive caesar fan, this is why I'm at a monkey zoo! Hooray!"
by Crown_Champion March 12, 2023
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