When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018
"Oh man lastnight I got some anal caesar. It was gr8. Jk. I don't recommend it. It actually sucked."
by Bronwyn from Balona March 04, 2017
by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018
A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.
You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021
Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"
Fred: "What did you do?!"
Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"
Fred: "Sexy!"
Fred: "What did you do?!"
Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"
Fred: "Sexy!"
by butthole snurger March 21, 2009
A caesar fan is a person who very much enjoys the character 'caesar' from the movie 'planet of the apes' as well as all monkeys in general.
by Crown_Champion March 12, 2023