you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real
you can't make this shit up bro
by NorthBoy99 August 08, 2025
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Fuck shit up

Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!
by Raheemworld December 09, 2021
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Up-shit

A person whom most people would generally regard as a piece of shit due to their behavior and or demeanor who has some how wormed their way in to an elevated position,

that they have no business being in. Similar to a turd that refuses to be flushed.
"My teacher is such an authoritarian up-shit, how has she not been fired yet? "

"Those cops are a bunch of up-shits"
"The bulk of middle management at my company are up-shits who have been promoted to the point of incompetence, it's absurd "
by pelesiren February 18, 2023
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shit up

"shit up" is just "shut up" with a typo, but more epic
TikTok thot: "omg that video was so funny"
Nick: "shit up"
by Horned_Hiro November 17, 2020
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That Shit Up

Something that you be fucking.
by Superduperawe5ome December 27, 2020
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fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.
this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!
by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022
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barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
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