Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.
by OrchardThief August 09, 2016
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Tennessee triangle

A position where you have to picture a 69- with a threesome, of course. Can be done with two guys and one girl, two girls and one guy, three guys, or three girls. The result is a magnificent triangle, though there's little known about how it came from Tennessee.
Tara and Sara argued over who would get eaten by Justin in their Tennessee triangle.
by Cheesy and dangerous. October 11, 2014
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Tennessee Sneezer

Tennessee Sneezer :

A meth huffing trailer park Diva.
Dude 1:

I was trouncing the tradesman's entrance of a Tennessee Sneezer when, she gripple locked my porn piston in a blood farting death grip.

Dude 2:
Your sick
by Jimmy Herndon October 23, 2011
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Tennessee screwdriver

When you fuck your cousin and spin her on your dick
Jared: Yo your cousin's so hot
Michael: Yeah bro i gave her the Tennessee screwdriver
by Wattsup99 April 01, 2017
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Tennessee facemask

During sex, right before you cum, you pull out and bust on her pussy. Then the woman takes your head and shoves it in the cum, replicating a mask.
My girl was upset with me from the other night and gave me a Tennessee facemask.
by The 4 panis November 27, 2016
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tennessee lollipop

The act of a woman fingering herself for the express purpose of building up lady cum on her fingers to suck off.
Karen prefers her own brand of Tennessee lollipop, but she will take a lick off Susan's if Susan offers.
by Andy11ACR April 30, 2015
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Tennessee Vampire

Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;

The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.

That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey

Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!

All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
by IBchillin April 21, 2010
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