Tennessee Sneezer

Tennessee Sneezer :

A meth huffing trailer park Diva.

Dude 1:

I was trouncing the tradesman's entrance of a Tennessee Sneezer when, she gripple locked my porn piston in a blood farting death grip.

Dude 2:
Your sick

by Jimmy Herndon October 23, 2011

tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020

Tennessee reloader

After you have inserted your dip into your partner’s ass while performing a Tennessee muzzle loader, upon completion you remove the dip and re-insert it into your mouth

That Tennessee reloader sure has a kick

by Millertime_1985! October 19, 2017

Tennessee triangle

A position where you have to picture a 69- with a threesome, of course. Can be done with two guys and one girl, two girls and one guy, three guys, or three girls. The result is a magnificent triangle, though there's little known about how it came from Tennessee.

Tara and Sara argued over who would get eaten by Justin in their Tennessee triangle.

by Cheesy and dangerous. October 11, 2014

tennessee chug

Getting alcohol poured into your ass

You lose, you'll have to Tennessee chug an entire 12 pack

by itsmeAlee June 8, 2017

Tennessee Vampire

Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;

The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.

Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.

That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey

Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!

All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire

by IBchillin April 21, 2010

Tennessee drive by

When you give a midday blowjob to your boyfriend for the purpose of videoing it for another person. Bonus points for living in Arkansas.

Man:”Time for a Tennessee Drive by.”
Her:”who should we send it to this time?”

by Kylie islander April 9, 2022