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Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.
The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!
by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019
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Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 1, 2019
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Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.
Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.
by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018
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Teacher

by 1273downrockafellastreet January 26, 2019
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teachers

Teachers are pretty much our parents. They tell us what to do and are really boring
Teachers are super boring
by Im cheryl blossom January 25, 2019
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Teacher

Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon
This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra
by Niggward June 10, 2019
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Teacher

Someone who is boring and likes to talk about their boring life you don’t care about.
Teacher says, excuse me with all that talking I assume your done, I say with all that complaining I assume your single.
by Rkdkfne March 14, 2019
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