Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

by tengowood August 19, 2009

slip/slide a cig/twig

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.

To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.

by cigsandtwigs December 19, 2018

twig

A twig is the name for a cell phone. One can all another's twig, or send a text message, or 'nine,' to a fellow brother's twig, and even more, one can drop a voicemail or '86' on a brosef's twig.

John does not carry around his twig, so he never picks up my calls. What an amatuer

by J Wall May 04, 2007

Alien Whore Twig

Girl who gets around and has a thing for dem basketball boyzz...extremely lanky but don't under estimate this tree.

Dude I got this AWESOME road head from Alien Whore Twig!

by KernDaddy March 15, 2011

Twig ass

1 - When a guy is so god damn skinny, that you can literally punch him and he'll be crying for his mommy

2 - When a girl has a super flat ass

Literally that guy's a twig ass. I can take him down by just slapping him

by Umumum yes October 14, 2019

Flamey twig

British slang for "matches"

Oil mate, let me use one of your flamey twigs to light my fag

by Gorbachev the snake July 15, 2015

albino twig

A person who is very thin and very pale. Usually tall and white.

Omg Ethan you are an albino twig!

by Kathy14 December 19, 2016