Ambien Tweeting

-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.

“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr

by cryjustice June 01, 2018

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Tweet and Yeet

The only way you should be active on the hell-site, commonly known as Twitter.
Coined by ADT.

Me, a mere commoner : Why are you active on Twitter?
ADT, with her superior intellect : Just 'Tweet and Yeet', mi amigo.
Me, with my mind blown : WHAAAAAA- (mind blown noises ensue)

by prajju October 30, 2021

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Tweet Mullet

A post on Twitter (a Tweet) that is business in the first 70 chars, party in the second.

This is an example Tweet Mullet: I'd like you to make a powerpoint presentation with pie charts about how we're going to drink ourselves silly and party all night long.

by thedeedub September 24, 2010

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moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 01, 2013

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