The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
A common pseudonym for a place where acts of disturbing sexual conduct, preferably rape, has occurred, as was the case in the movie "midnight express".
by A*mazing April 26, 2010
Favoured by "soap dodgers" everywhere, it is a quick wipe of the pits, crack & giggle stick instead of a proper wash.
"Are you going to go to the pub tonight Bishop?"
"Give us a minute, i've just gotta have a quick turkish rinse & i'll be there"
"Give us a minute, i've just gotta have a quick turkish rinse & i'll be there"
by Dog Soldier 8578 January 01, 2007
by Bust It! June 26, 2011
"Hey, I'm Arthur but my friends call me turkish pancake because of my ethnic background and preferred breakfast food."
by awkward seth July 11, 2008
I was eating her out when she gave me a turkish delight
by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007
A Turkish Toke is when a - Person rips a milky bong toke and then hits the hookah until he or she can no longer inhale
by The Original Turkish Tokes April 07, 2010