an absolute simp, even though he continues to deny it. may just have the worse hairline on the entirety of planet earth. most likely to 'put down' his dog. owns a TERRIBLE segment called "comedy hour". only talent would be making saying spanish funnies and once in a while, saying something smart
TRISTAN IS AN EXTREME SIMP
by TRISTANISANEXTREMESIMP November 10, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. A horrible person, a Man who will go behind your back. Will hurt you, will go out of his way to make your life hell! Tristan’s are the type of people you don’t want to keep.
Female 1: Tristan is a horrible person.
by TrulyWicked June 17, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. by itsjimmymine June 15, 2018
Get the tristanmug. Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.
Fuck tristan
by Tcrosbie04 April 14, 2019
Get the Tristanmug. The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.
by Catlover696969 April 19, 2013
Get the Tristanmug. by vDad June 6, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. by bigdick2 March 17, 2014
Get the Tristanmug.