Cock and ball tortilla

Balls

“Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla”

“Nice”

by lebumdum March 7, 2022

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Tomsk Tortilla

When you suck a dog's butthole to extract the dog scat.

Njacked just gave Exenity the Tomsk Tortilla last night.

by Tomsklvr33 September 11, 2025

Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.

Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.

by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025

Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco

Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.

by thafisher51 March 20, 2025

Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

Tortilla

Tortilla has a way of flirting with danger, playing coy, and keeping others on their toes. One minute, she’s teasing with a smirk, the next, she’s vanishing into the shadows with a mischievous laugh. She’s got a magnetic pull, and people can’t help but be drawn to her — but she’s never easy to catch.

Tortilla is a whole vibe. Yeah, a mystery you can’t solve. And she likes it that way.

by wisspery March 27, 2025