A fat tortilla. Literally just a fat tortilla. Usually eats chickfila multiple times a day while living its tortilla life. Prefers nike over pink and wears purple lebrons while living its tortilla life.
by sugondeeznuts December 26, 2019
Get the Fat Tortillamug. Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.
by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020
Get the Tortilla Dipmug. The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.
Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
by HadSandjob December 12, 2024
Get the Albuquerque Tortillamug. A great group of friends that have never met. Some may not even understand why they're friends with these awesome people but overall a very tight knit group. Some people in it can spell, some cannot.🌮
by Thicc Hottie Tyler May 5, 2018
Get the tortilla squãdmug. When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco
by thafisher51 March 20, 2025
Get the Italian Tortillamug. An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 13, 2017
Get the Tortilla Horsemug. by Openglock November 22, 2023
Get the Foreskin Tortilla Saucemug.