Tortilla’s tortitties

Best groupchat ever! They are the blueprint, no one compares.

Fia: I love the tortilla’s tortitties!
Louis: me too, they trended LOUIS CALL LIAM
Harry: ttgc rights

by harrysmedicine October 30, 2020

Tortilla

Tortilla has a way of flirting with danger, playing coy, and keeping others on their toes. One minute, she’s teasing with a smirk, the next, she’s vanishing into the shadows with a mischievous laugh. She’s got a magnetic pull, and people can’t help but be drawn to her — but she’s never easy to catch.

Tortilla is a whole vibe. Yeah, a mystery you can’t solve. And she likes it that way.

by wisspery March 27, 2025

Tortilla Cup

A quarter of a cup

I use a tortilla cup of sour cream for my dip.

by Yesmaamsir January 12, 2024

Foreskin Tortilla Sauce

Another Phrase for Smegma.

Guy 1: Are you serious? Smegma?
Guy 2: No no, it's "Foreskin Tortilla Sauce"

by Openglock November 22, 2023

Cock and ball tortilla

Balls

“Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla”

“Nice”

by lebumdum March 7, 2022

sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

Fat Tortilla

A fat tortilla. Literally just a fat tortilla. Usually eats chickfila multiple times a day while living its tortilla life. Prefers nike over pink and wears purple lebrons while living its tortilla life.

Damn that fat tortilla do be looking kinda thicc tho

by sugondeeznuts December 26, 2019