Tie-diahrrea

The liquidy excrement caused by a colorful diet.

Aunt Debbie ate 12 various popsicles and now she is in the bathroom having tie-diahrrea.

by Dobus March 21, 2017

Now Tie

A state in which a person fails to say “Bow tie” and instead says “Now tie” and it it’s self becomes an unknown sexual or mysterious act.

“That’s a nice now tie”
“Oh dam...”

“I meant Bow tie”
“Sure you did... I’m down by the way”

by worlsd December 1, 2018

cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”

by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019

Tie a Knot

Tie a Knot - To hang yourself/To prepare to die

M:I'll go "tie a knot"
Y:No please you have so much to live for!

by HazenZ December 18, 2022

tie bait

The art of wearing bad ties and using them as tools to pick up women.

That girl just came up to me and laughed at my tie. She doesn't know it yet but she just chewed on some tie bait

by Scouseroo September 21, 2008

clip-on-tie

Give Me Minez! Said when someone acts stupid or says something stupid.

Give Me My Cellphone!

Its not yours
Look it has a different background

*Clip-on-tie*

Oops then who has my phone?

by Bob Hoey April 10, 2008

tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003