Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

by geno singh March 12, 2024

Among us theorem

when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest

IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE

"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"

Thus, the "Among us theorem"

by WateryBadZach August 10, 2023

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem

by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

snoozes theorem of hacking community

If in hacking community and says they are woman

That equals to transgender

Who is a woman in the hacking community?
I am.
Are you a guy?
No.
Are you trans?
Yes.

Being defined 'snoozes theorem of hacking community'

by Támadó June 25, 2024

The Airyka Theorem

idk if u count up the relationships then round them out
u can find the % oif how gay u r
thats how it works right

You should use the Airyka theorem to find how gay you are.

by Blasphie March 30, 2018