Quadralic Theorem

You dumb as hell if you think this a real thing.
Thiccoldman thinks you retarded.

You dumb as hell if you thought the quadralic theorem was a real thing

by Thiccoldman December 29, 2021

snoozes theorem of hacking community

"If in hacking community and says they are woman. That equals to transgender. Unless proven otherwise"

"snoozes theorem of hacking ", means to be used in a minecraft discord cheating community as a wise quotes by the most known user there, and this is a very and very known word by the community there & some others discord servers. Basically "snoozes" has been known called to be the guy. example when new members joining, "hey you're snoozes theorem of hacking community".

by EclipsesDev June 25, 2024

Glangum theorem

The scientifically unproven theory that suggests if you drop a single sock on the floor, it will automatically multiply into 12, all of which are lost within the next 48 hours, never to be seen again, except for the odd chance of one sock being found in the back of the dryer, yet never its partner.

"I tried to explain the Glangum Theorem to my roommate, but she just stared at me like I was speaking another language."

by Dirtysockfinder August 3, 2025

dumbass theorem

The theorem that makes you look smart even though your jus plain incorrect

4x3 actually equals 8 bc if you break them apart then multiply all of them together you get 8. This is the dumbass theorem bc it make you look smart

by DrizzledSyrup March 20, 2023

Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.

When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

by Bozotexano July 23, 2016

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023

Grumulum's Theorem

When you don't know what you're doing, but you get it right anyway.

A: How did you get the correct answer on this test when you're failing the class?
B: I just used Grumulum's Theorem.

by RealCraigles January 25, 2024