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White man problems

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!
by The other cracker June 20, 2019
mugGet the White man problemsmug.

Straight white man

a prime example of this word is that one man thats sits in your class and thinks he an "alpha" luke roberts
by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022
mugGet the Straight white manmug.

White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
mugGet the White man’s firemug.
If a black diamond and Q on a white woman means interested in black men! What is the symbol for a white man only interested in dating black women ???
by Old and curious July 28, 2024
mugGet the white man only wants black women tattoomug.

White Man’s Chill

The temperature in a predominantly white establishment (ie Red Robin, Cracker Barrel, your friend Kyle’s basement) that is just cold enough to be uncomfortable. This means you can not put on another layer as you will now be too hot, so you must instead just sit there and suffer the White Man’s Chill.
Damn this Red Robin burger is the shit, but look at Andrew shivering. He obviously isn’t adapted to the “White Man’s Chill”. The WMC is no joke man.
by Obama with an F July 17, 2024
mugGet the White Man’s Chillmug.

alternative white man

Someone of darker complexion raised in an administrative military atmosphere.
"What is your nationality?" " I am an Alternative White Man."
by 5tranger09 August 24, 2017
mugGet the alternative white manmug.

White man

A evil sprite made out of the dark matter of the universe to inspire fear and create chaos.
by Masculine Black man 123 October 9, 2022
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