All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

night-marathon

A series of bad dreams in a single night.

"I slept terribly, as I suffered from a night-marathon."

by rickbbiking April 21, 2013

running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".

"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"

by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008

Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.

We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...

by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022