Friendzone

A thing that is traumatic for mostly guys. It’s when you find out you crush ONLY thinks of you as a friend, by this point you’ve fallen to the friendzone. But the only thing worse, is the brother/sisterzone, this is when your crush states that you are like a brother or sister to them. By this point, there is no long trek out of the zone. All you can do is move the fuck on and get a girl that likes you for who you are.
Friendzone:
Boy: hey, I’ve been thinking about you, about us, I’d like to be something more
Girl: like besties?
Brotherzone:

Girl: ya know Archie, you are like a brother to me...
-boy’s thoughts-
NOOOOOOOO, I LIKED HER SO MUCH. HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ZONE
Aphrodite: you can’t...
by WikiDicky June 7, 2018
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Friendzone

A psychological place in which you put yourself. When you behave like a friend with the person you like,because you dont have the courage to behave otherwise.
He/she didn’t friendzone you, you did”
by Trustfacts January 24, 2018
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Friendzone

The absolute horror of having to be friends of someone of the opposite sex instead of having sex with them.

People who use this are in no way patheic losers who only see people of the opposite sex for their value and use to them, to the point where unless that person sees them romantically and sexually attractive, they are useless to them.
Person A: Ugh, Tiffany put me in the friendzone.
Person B: Thats Ok. She seems like a genuinely interesting and fun person.
Person A: But she won't have sex with me.
Person B: But doesn't she have more value than that? Shes an actual human being. Why is it so horrible that she wants to be friends?
Person A: Because since I want to have sex with her, she cant possibly have any value to me outside of that. People can't possibly have relationships just because you like a fellow human being and have respect for them.
Person B: Oh yeah you're right.
by HereWeGoAgain86 October 22, 2019
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Friendzone

the distance between you and your crush that defines being friendzoned the distance is 3m or 9"11
james: bruh u in the friendzone get closer to her
jimmy:yea youre right
by doc hooi August 31, 2020
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Friendzone

I'd much rather get thousands of hugs from him that kiss him/her.
He was friendzoned by Maria
by SpartanWolf September 9, 2022
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Friendzone

The place where if sent to you may never come out of. In this place the one you would really want to fuck is not fuckable because he/she will always see you as a friend.
Jen has put me in the friendzone .... I'll never date her...
by Usoursitsupts December 4, 2015
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Friendzone

An insult used by females, telling their simps to be gay or a virgin forever.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Fuck off, and get friendzoned, you fucking gay virgin.
Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022
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