european gay

A term used in English football to describe homosexual patterns of play which are common in european football but are rarely seen (and heavily frowned upon) in the gritty matches of English lower league football. These patterns include 'passing around the back', 'tiki taka', short corners and a sweaty goal

Carlos: why did that guy just hoof the ball up for no reason? he should've played out from the back!
Bob: no that's european gay

by tonypulis2008 May 20, 2018

european water

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.

Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.

by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023

European slider

When you shit on someone’s stomach and slide down while they are eating a white castle slider

Hey wanna try a European slider i’ve heard they’re quite exquisite

by 22tedd04 November 26, 2022

European Union

The European Union is a golden chance for all europeans to unite and build a new federated socialist europe. A unified europe would be the single most powerful geopolitical entity in the history of mankind.

Or we could cling onto our pathetic 'nation states' and remain the US and China's bitch.

Intervention by the federal army has proved instamental in ending the long conflict...the dollar continued its sharp decline against the euro...Klapmann was candid about the growing global influence of European Union forces...

by Ever closer union January 20, 2009

European Sauna

When an all-male group decide to have a nude sauna, continually referring to it as being very "European" as opposed to being very gay.

Hey this place is hot! Whoa, why has John got his pants off? I didn't realise we were having a European Sauna, but don't worry i'm cool.

by Zac A October 26, 2006

European Extreme

A game mode that takes years to beat

A. After 3 years I have beaten Metal Gear Solid on European Extreme
B.Good job now beat Metal Gear Solid 2

by AcethefaceofUD May 1, 2015

European handbag

A sex position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy's neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front

Girl: What sex position do you want to try now?
Guy: Let's do the European handbag

by pablo525 November 17, 2010