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by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the female dentistmug. When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
Get the Dentist Rockmug. A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.
by null is already in use September 21, 2023
Get the Dentistmug. Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"
by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 21, 2018
Get the Ramble like a dentistmug. ‘I was at the dentist.’ -Andrew
by yesh117 January 2, 2019
Get the Dentistmug. by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022
Get the dentistedmug. by Scapegrace January 25, 2019
Get the Minge Dentistmug.