Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023

Basement dentist

A dentist, unlicensed usually because: A). licensing requirements are prohibitive, or; B). they couldn't meet the qualifications. So they go underground.

Offering cut-rate prices for inferior dental care, these basement dentists attract patients who are vulnerable, desperate to save money or have low expectations for care.

by Soapy Johnson January 7, 2011

9th dentist

the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ

2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?

4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?

9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's

*all other dentist sigh in unison

5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022

stingray dentist

An asexual dentist. Usually female. And too smart for any possible mates

Is that stingray dentist going to take her little brother to school tomorrow and make sure he gets a college education?

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Dirty Dentist

The act of rubbing one's finger in your ass crack and then scraping it across the teeth of another.

"Boy that guy really kicked your ass. But, it was worth you giving him a dirty dentist. That butt speluncker deserved it."

by Milf slayer4 June 4, 2023

Dentist chair

Bukkake party. But the person taking the fat load to the face must be wearing a 1996 Gazza shirt whilst laying down

Me and my mates have my girlfriend the dentist chair last night

by It’s coming home 2021 July 11, 2021

Dentisting

Ejaculating semen onto the pubes of someone, after which you put your teeth on it and 'brush your teeth' with her pubes and your semen.

"Yeah bro, she said she loved it when I was dentisting her!"

"I can't wait to be dentisting on her pubes!"

by Jo de Jong January 11, 2019