Bronze Star Gay

A gay man who formerly had sex with women, but who has now sworn off such behavior.

Chester's penis enjoyed a vastly improved lifestyle once his owner became a Bronze Star Gay and upgraded his sex life from women to men.

by The Zeffster June 1, 2025

Bronze Player

A massive bronze that is bad at rl and someone who sucks Your Local Guides small peen and nuts over feet. Massive bronze.

That silverbronze over there can't even air dribble, what a bloody bronze player

by YourLocalFootWanker January 14, 2021

Bronze Monkey

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey

Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.

by MasterGofen December 6, 2011

Bronze Ape

An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.

The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA

2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice

Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.

"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper

"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg

by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019

Bronzing party

A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.

She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.

Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.

Let's have a bronzing party!

by TheBeautyDen August 11, 2016

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023

Bronzing

The activity of placing an object up one’s shitty I unwiped ass so it is covered in feces and replacing it in it’s original position

My roommate Kyle kicked me in the balls last night so I Bronzed his Apple Watch

Bronzing

by Mc_staircase December 14, 2021