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Take the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

the brown note 

the frequency of sound that makes you uncontroably shit yourself!
i was walking down the street, saw a beautiful girl... then a noise sounded from afar and as we looked deep into eachothers eyes, we both shit ourselves uncontroably..... the brown note strikes again.

The Bronx 

1)One of the 5 Boroughs of NYC, which is not widely known unless you've heard of JLo and know where she's from.

2) If you're from The Bronx, you know it's "The Bronx" not "Bronx"

3) If you're from The Bronx, you also understand and get annoyed when people have asked if you lived in the "ghetto" or if it's "scary" to live there.

4) Not all of The Bronx is like the parts people tend to hear about (South Bronx), there are places other than Riverdale or Fieldston that are safe suburbs.

5) Filled with mostly Italian, Irish, Spanish, or Black people.
"I'm from New York"
"Oh cool, what borough do you live in?"
"The Bronx."
"Oh my gosh, it must be so scary to live there! Do you hear gunshots at night?!"
"…um, no."
The Bronx by lolyoufunni November 13, 2011

take the browns to the superbowl

taking the brownies out of the oven 

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

Grow the Brown Tail

Aaron made a decisive move towards the bathroom after breakfast. "That coffee got me going," he said, "I'm going to go grow the brown tail."